habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

i honestly don’t even like wine as much as beer it just gets the job done quicker

im so happy my roommate has a gf b/c that mean he’s out most nights and that means I can drink a bottle of wine while watch teen wolf and have the tv to myself and it feels great!!!!!!!!!

being a girl is so stressful

Dylan O’Brien at The Maze Runner Conference

isfuckingfun:

Cement eclipses; tiny cement skeletons haunt the streets in Mexico.

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

"What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back."
Chester Bennington (via yesdarlingido)

heart breakers gonna break break break break break break break break break break break break break break shake it offfffffff

tocifer:

oh. mah. gawd. look at lord sausage.

heartbreakpanda

"I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do."